Love & Desire
Her day jobRomantic love, attraction and longing. Eros does the arrow work; she takes the credit.
This is a graphic novel for adults. It contains strong language, sexual content, dark humour and gods behaving very badly.
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Goddess of love, beauty, desire, pleasure, the sea and spectacularly terrible romantic decisions.
Born from sea foam and immediately bored by it. Married to the one god on Olympus who has never cheated, which she considers a design flaw. She has started at least one war, ended more marriages than the plague and remains, by every available metric, adored.
Her full mythology file ↓Threat level: adorable.
Ruined my marriage. Never felt more alive.— Anonymous Queen, Thessaly
Started a war. Met my soulmate on the battlefield.— Hoplite, 3rd Phalanx
My wife left me for a swan. Honestly? Growth.— K., Sparta
Lost a kingdom. Gained a personality.— Former King of Corinth
Love is the headline act, but Aphrodite’s divine portfolio runs much deeper. The ancient Greeks and Romans worshipped her under many names, for many jobs.
Romantic love, attraction and longing. Eros does the arrow work; she takes the credit.
Won the golden apple marked “to the fairest” at the Judgement of Paris, by bribing the judge with Helen of Troy.
Sensual pleasure, passion and the art of seduction. Her magic girdle made anyone who wore it irresistible.
Flowers, gardens and the return of spring. Roses and myrtle grow where she walks; anemones bloomed from her lover Adonis’s blood.
Born from sea foam, she calmed the waves and protected sailors, who prayed to her before every voyage.
In Athens she was honoured for binding citizens together. Yes, the city’s magistrates prayed to her. No, it did not help.
Philosophers like Plato used this name for a higher, spiritual love of the soul rather than the body. She finds it a bit boring.
In Sparta and Cythera she was shown armed, echoing older Near Eastern goddesses like Ishtar and Astarte who ruled both love and war.
The persuasion behind every proposal, with her attendant Peitho, goddess of persuasion. Hera handles the paperwork afterwards.
Patron goddess of courtesans and sex workers, especially at her famous temple on the hill above Corinth.
As the Roman Venus she brought victory to generals. Pompey and Julius Caesar both built temples to her.
Through her son Aeneas, Romans called her the mother of their people. Julius Caesar claimed she was his ancestor.
Not her department: wisdom, knowledge and war strategy. That’s Athena. They do not get along.
Next on Olympus: the Underworld opens a customer service department, and Hades considers resigning from eternity.